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If you had to create a ridiculous FULL BODY CONTACT sport, what would it be?

And Why??

Good Luck!!!

lilfunky1 · Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:26 pm Post subject:

I've found that throwing the word "Unicycle" in front of any standard sport causes for great hilarity.

Sports already practiced on unicycles:
Unicycle hockey (flaming puck or standard gym)
Unicycle basketball
Unicycle sumo-wrestling
Unicycle jousting
Unicycle bike-polo (as strange as THAT one sounds!)
Unicycle ultimate frisbee

We also do track events like:
100 m sprint
200 m sprint
400 m
800 m
1500 m
long jump (which could be "running" {called rolling hop} or standing {called side-hop, or static-hop} depending on the style of rider)
high jump... (sadly no triple jump)
as well as long distance races who's distances I can't recall at this time.

Although, my favourite not-yet-played (to my knowledge) sport would be full contact Unicycle Rugby.

A few years ago someone brought a rugby ball to club and we were able to practice passing it back & forth between different members. So it *IS* possible. But for practical reasons, 7-aside rugby would be much easier to play than 15-aside rugby since there's no scrum.

It might turn into more of a Unicycle American-Football however, because with the clash of trying to tackle someone while you're all on unicycles with metal pedals and metal pins and frames and wheels and spokes... it would probably demand some heftier protective equipment than knee-socks and mouth guards.

Oh, and Why? Because we can! (Seriously, if we can light a puck on fire, I don't see why we can't tackle each other. Some of our basketball sessions turn pretty full contact depending on who's playing!)
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Karri · Moderator Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 162 Location: USA

Full contact naked grilling competitions a year round sport which is rather self explanatory with twists like the downhill and giant slalom, winner obviously enjoys their grilled to perfection steak instead of grilled body parts. Good times for all involved!!
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Dudemin · Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:13 pm Post subject:

ok so ive actually been designing this sport for a long time now but its quite awesome nonetheless.
= ok we start with a 100 yard wood paneled alley similar to bowling.
= greased to all hell to reduce friction.
= ten people have a set of shoes coated with a substance that allows them to stand on the greased surface in a triangle formation. this is the defending team
= the attacking team has three members in nonstick jumpsuits and a helmet
= the rest of the attacking team then proceeds to throw one member at a time down this lane in an attempt to knock down the defending teams
= multiple variations can be introduced during special events such as weapons [hockey sticks; bats; etc]

i havent really worked out how scoring will go yet but im thinkin like five back and forthe rounds adn obviously most men knocked down is the highest points but if weapons are added then bonuses would go out for good hits [face; nads; etc]

lilfunky1 · Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:49 pm Post subject:

lilfunky1 · Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:50 pm Post subject:

Dudemin · Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:18 pm Post subject:

Richard · Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:55 am Post subject:

I've always been a big fan of Full Body Contact Pastry Baking!!

You get 6 or 10 people in a 10 by 10 foot square Kitchen, complete with the most minimalist counter space and the same # of ovens as there are bakers.

It would get insanely hot as all the ovens are working, and each of the "Bakers" would be elbowing, weaseling and body checking their way to the one cutting board and slew footing other bakers as they are just about to cut the dough with a big knife.

Ultimately, when you get down to it, is who ends up having a uniform or bakers hat that still resembles ANYTHING close to a near shade of white will definitely gain points.

Also, if any of their final baking products contains a small but sufficient enough body part (finger tip, thumb etc etc...), they would get a 'by' onto the next round, which would be twice as many bakers in the same amount of space.

Full Body Contact Pastry Baking has my vote!!!

Webmaster · The Boss Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 420 Location: Earth

Thank you to everyone who has submitted an answer!!

In absolutely late fashion, we're on time delivering the great news and congrats to Dudemin for submitting the best answer (in our opinion). It's the best, cause nobody else envisioned wearing Helmets and non-stick jump suit in the same thought as the very VICIOUS sport of Bowling!!!

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