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If you had the chance to win $10,000.00 and your own TV show by doing one of the following, which would you do and why?

-Water Ski Naked through the Canada / US border on the Great Lakes, knowing full well you'd be severely arrested, thrown in jail and even given a few ass poundings.

-Floss your butt crack with razor wire while sliding down a burning hot aluminum 40' long slide heated by the sun?

-Suck on the big toes of 300 pairs of smelly feet. (that's 600 big toes you'd have to suck on!!)

-Staple your nutsack (or tits) to a picnic table and yank it out until the sack or nipples are separated from your body.

Good Fricken LUCK!!!

Dudemin · Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:11 am Post subject:

So then I'm going to go with the water skiing

I would go about it as a a contest to see how many laps i could do around the lakes before got i stopped and presuming id have to be seen by someone who cared enough to call the police i could be at it for a while. so after every ten laps id have to step it up by like shooting bottle rockets, and mortars [of the firework not military variety] at shore cause i dont know about you all but america doesnt really give a damn till it concerns them more often then not

that and being born and having a good chunk of my life raised in michigan i figure i could do a pretty good job of not wiping out and leaving enough time to get caught

oh and when i went to jail i could put up my Signed poster and Sticker pack and do some jail advertising though i guess id have to put a sticker on my lower back...it would almost be subliminal they wouldnt realize they were reading it till later when they were relaxing in their cell it would hit them

What the hells BROOMFILLER?

they would come back and ask and i could explain mayhaps even let them borrow my copy of enter the storm i smuggled in with me [obviously in my ass as a way to prepare for rape] and then tada More fans!

lilfunky1 · Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:42 pm Post subject:

as someone who's already professionally stapled my labia to a picnic table for shits and giggles (and tips) i can't see stapling my nipples would be that much more difficult. which i have to admit is really fun. if you promise to staple a bill of $20 or more to your forehead, people actually start to pony up!!

then again... i do like smelly feet... and big toes... since the edge of the toe-nail is the best method of picking out bits of liver & onions stuck in between teeth.
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Webmaster · The Boss Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 420 Location: Earth

Hey there, ok so this was easy. ANYONE who admits they've stapled any part of their body, especially any part of their 'junk' to a picnic table...they win hands down.

Congrats. You win a free pack of staples, and sticker prize pack!!

Check out September's question here:

http://broomfiller.com/theforum/viewtopic.php?t=553